I could give a flying pig’s eye about who is going to win this one. Jack in the Crack uses onion in their mayo and CJ’s hasn’t made a decent burger since ol’ Carl was ousted back in ‘93.

This is why the rest of the world laughs at us.

On a personal note, I used to be a Box Boy/Bagger/Convenience Clerk…whatever the kids call it these days, and one time I had the pleasure of bagging the items that were being purchased by none other than Carl N. Karcher (Mr. Carl’s Jr.). This was at Alpha-Beta #28, on Euclid at La Palma in Anaheim, CA, sometime during the year of 1991. Mr. Karcher was a very nice old gentleman. I remember that he only bought a bunch of ketchup and beer, something that I found odd at the time but which I perfectly understand now.

Too bad this thing never made it, Adam West was frickin’ funny with some great lines… “Perhaps if you watched a bit more television you’d be better at your job” and “It’s all the rage in Minnesota” are a couple of my favorites. So if you have twenty-three minutes go watch.

War? What war? Oh. The cola wars. Hmm. Seems like a couple of idiots thought they’d put The Squeeze on Coca-Cola by stealing some trade secrets and selling them to Pepsi. How come this has never happened with KFC and Popeye’s?

via [Beyond Madison Avenue]