Some things I’ve learned

There’s no real point to this post. I was basically sitting around warming my thumb and had the urge to type a little bit. For the sake of brevity I have not included everything I’ve learned, I sort of went with the very first things off the top of my head.

    Things people have taught me:
    how to make chocolate truffles
    uncertainty
    doubt
    how to tie a sheep-shank
    how to shoot a firearm
    how to read
    voting is important
    how to build a fire
    how to make a fuzzy navel
    Things i’ve taught myself:
    confidence
    how to grill a steak to perfection
    how to make a proper drink
    how to slack
    religion is bullshit
    voting doesn’t really matter
    there is humor in everything
    indifference
    big sunglasses are cool
    Things i’ve been taught but never learned:
    algebra
    how to fish
    how to save money
    failure
    how to make bread pudding
    how to sharpen a knife
    how to use a sewing machine
    origami
    jean jackets aren’t cool

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