The Hat Man
I find hats to be funny. Sure, there are useful hats but I’m not talking about useful hats. I’m talking religious hats.
If I ever get reincarnated as a god, or God, or whatever, I will do my best to let everyone know that no hats are necessary to worship me. Anytime I, as all-knowing and all-powerful Mighty Blah Blah Man, discovered somebody wearing a hat to please me I would take my godly finger and point it at their face. Thunderous laughter-of-the-gods would ensue.