Comments on: Bigger Mac http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/ a place for drew mckinney to dot net Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:00:28 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Harry Potter http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-333 Harry Potter Wed, 26 Apr 2006 22:55:05 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-333 ...well, coffee that is too strong is pretty much liquid crack. Harry hasn't tried caffeinated water yet, but he will someday. …well, coffee that is too strong is pretty much liquid crack.

Harry hasn’t tried caffeinated water yet, but he will someday.

]]> By: drew http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-332 drew Wed, 26 Apr 2006 20:44:29 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-332 I'm still waiting for the day when coffee becomes enhanced with nicotine, or cigarettes become caffeinated. Think of the productivity of America, workers will be able to take their coffee and smoke break literally at the same time! There are a few bugs to work out...namely that nicotine is super-deadly in liquid form but loses its potency as it burns. The safe thing to do would be to enhance the cigarettes with caffeine although I'm not sure what happens to caffeine when you burn it... I’m still waiting for the day when coffee becomes enhanced with nicotine, or cigarettes become caffeinated. Think of the productivity of America, workers will be able to take their coffee and smoke break literally at the same time! There are a few bugs to work out…namely that nicotine is super-deadly in liquid form but loses its potency as it burns. The safe thing to do would be to enhance the cigarettes with caffeine although I’m not sure what happens to caffeine when you burn it…

]]> By: Harry Potter http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-331 Harry Potter Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:01:10 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-331 Harry likes minty tobacco lozenges and still enjoys the occasional cig. But he would never dream of sparking up an orange. Harry likes minty tobacco lozenges and still enjoys the occasional cig. But he would never dream of sparking up an orange.

]]> By: drew http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-330 drew Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:29:34 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-330 Whoo boy. I always used to dream of vitamin-enhanced cigarettes. Doesn't matter to me since I don't smoke anymore but damn, about time! Whoo boy. I always used to dream of vitamin-enhanced cigarettes. Doesn’t matter to me since I don’t smoke anymore but damn, about time!

]]> By: Harry Potter http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-328 Harry Potter Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:08:26 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-328 ...and for dessert: http://sympaticomsn.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitacig_060421 …and for dessert: http://sympaticomsn.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitacig_060421

]]> By: drew http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-311 drew Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:58:56 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-311 Where was that delicious-looking sandwich when I was working at Hardee's??? We did have some killer roast beef though... Where was that delicious-looking sandwich when I was working at Hardee’s??? We did have some killer roast beef though…

]]> By: Barfly http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/comment-page-1/#comment-303 Barfly Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:06:11 +0000 http://drewmckinney.net/2006/04/24/bigger-mac/#comment-303 Seems like Old Mickey D is screwing the American People! May want to switch over to Hardee's/Carl's Jr: http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/04-18-2006/0004342250&EDATE= They believe in an American's god-given right to gluttony. Damn, we need a new Constitutional Amendment to protect it before Al Qaeda takes away our gluttony. The terrorists hate our freedom and our gluttony! Bastards! Seems like Old Mickey D is screwing the American People!

May want to switch over to Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr:

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/04-18-2006/0004342250&EDATE=

They believe in an American’s god-given right to gluttony. Damn, we need a new Constitutional Amendment to protect it before Al Qaeda takes away our gluttony. The terrorists hate our freedom and our gluttony! Bastards!

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