That famous Scottish hamburger chain will be selling a limited-edition Bigger Big Mac in Europe to celebrate the World Cup. Why can’t they sell it here? I’ve always thought that Big Macs have been getting smaller. Are they afraid to sell the burger in the U.S. because people still remember the original Big Mac and will figure out that they’ve been getting ripped off for the past fifteen years?
via [Beyond Madison Avenue]
Seems like Old Mickey D is screwing the American People!
May want to switch over to Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr:
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/04-18-2006/0004342250&EDATE=
They believe in an American’s god-given right to gluttony. Damn, we need a new Constitutional Amendment to protect it before Al Qaeda takes away our gluttony. The terrorists hate our freedom and our gluttony! Bastards!
Where was that delicious-looking sandwich when I was working at Hardee’s??? We did have some killer roast beef though…
…and for dessert: http://sympaticomsn.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitacig_060421
Whoo boy. I always used to dream of vitamin-enhanced cigarettes. Doesn’t matter to me since I don’t smoke anymore but damn, about time!
Harry likes minty tobacco lozenges and still enjoys the occasional cig. But he would never dream of sparking up an orange.
I’m still waiting for the day when coffee becomes enhanced with nicotine, or cigarettes become caffeinated. Think of the productivity of America, workers will be able to take their coffee and smoke break literally at the same time! There are a few bugs to work out…namely that nicotine is super-deadly in liquid form but loses its potency as it burns. The safe thing to do would be to enhance the cigarettes with caffeine although I’m not sure what happens to caffeine when you burn it…
…well, coffee that is too strong is pretty much liquid crack.
Harry hasn’t tried caffeinated water yet, but he will someday.