Sure Happy It’s Thursday (s.h.i.t.)
One of the great things about living in San Francisco is all of the family-friendly entertainment. Take, for instance, the annual x-rated animal sex tour that happens at the San Francisco Zoo. Every year for the past seventeen years a woman by the name of Jane Tollini takes visitors on a three-hour tour of humping hippos, copulating cats, and masturbating monkeys. When talking about a tapir that had damaged his tallywhacker, she says, “We soaked it in a tub of betadine for a couple of weeks,” Tollini said. “It turned purple, then black, then it atrophied. Then it fell off, and he ate it.”
I can’t think of anything clever to say to that. Read the rest of the article at SF Gate.