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Every now and then I see something that will make my life more interesting and all-around better. That didn’t happen today. No, today I came across the Darth Vader Popcorn Machine. If I enjoyed poporn then it would obviously make my life more interesting and all-around better but since I can’t stand the stuff that isn’t going to happen.

If I liked popcorn and purchased the machine (hey, what a bargain for eleven hundred bucks!) I imagine that I would throw Popcorn Parties for all of my friends. I would let them mingle around, maybe even touch some of my stuff. The entire time I would be sitting in the corner with my Darth Vader machine, having quiet conversations with the Dark Lord himself, while I watched everyone walk around with little cups full of popcorn, EVIL popcorn brewed in the heart of the Sith. There would probably be a monkey-jockey, riding my Great Dane around the living room, and he would eventually tire of being a jockey and start to bite my guests. Now THAT would be a party.

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