What, no toilet?

In a disgusting display of American jackass-ness, the pizza chain that has the same name as a game of chance (without the ‘e’) is trying to sell the ‘ultimate man cave couch.’ Thirty-frickin’ grand. If I ever see this couch in a friend’s home I’m going to punch the asshole in the mouth and leave. Shipping and handling is 5k - 7k depending on where you live but I’m going to make a guess right now that the lucky loser that ends up with this thing lives in…this is a tough one…I can’t decide if it’s Georgia, West Virginia, or Kentucky. I’m not picking on those states or the rednecks that live in them, I just have a feeling about this couch. Okay, I’ve decided. Some guy in Georgia is going to be tragically happy on December 14th.

Via [engadget]

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