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In no particular order:

1. because having a ‘cup of cheer’ at your desk at ten in the morning is considered ‘festive’ by mary in accounting

2. egg nog needs something to make it palatable

3. the lights…dude, check out the colors man

4. awkward groping of coworker in the copy room no longer awkward

5. aunt gladys insists that you rub her bunions

6. being drunk in public is considered ‘festive’

7. how many times can you see miracle on 34th street sober?

8. there’s nothing else to do while you hold your girlfriend’s purse

9. the steelers always lose

10. how else are you going to hang around your family for seven straight hours?

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