Thoroughly Disgusted
Have you seen the new commercials for some wet toilet paper product by Charmin? We’re first treated to some cartoon bear that’s taking a crap in the woods and wanting to clean himself with a brush. Then we see some disembodied human hand spread toothpaste of all things onto the back of another hand. We are shown how the toothpaste just smears when wiped off with regular toilet paper but is removed without haste once one of these adult baby wipes is deployed. Why they chose to equate oral hygiene with dirty butts is beyond me but now I’m very wary of any toothpaste that tries to enter my oral cavity. Blecch.