Newark, New Jersey is an armpit in a pool of pus
But they’ll never know that I said that thanks to the city council that has awarded a no-bid contract to the Newark Weekly News to report only the “good news.” That’s right, taxpayers of Newark, NJ can see their hard-earned money in action as they read about the positive aspects of the city in which they slave in while not having to worry about pesky things such as “real news” or “the truth” or other such quaint notions. Since they’re only going to be printing “good” stuff” I’m guessing that it will be a standard letter-size piece of paper with (maybe) double-sided printing. Way to go Newark!